Even though this goes against everything I know, I think I'm in love with you.
I love what you've done with the place.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
You make me want to be the person I am capable of being.
You guys are the best customers ever!
There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.
You have very nice teeth.
Assfacedgoat
You look better whether the lights are on or off.